The Mud Song

The Mud Song is a song in two different versions of JumpStart Kindergarten which are 1994 and 1998 on the radio.

Lyrics
I'd never been on a farm, thought it would do no harm

To take a drive down an old dirt road to a country place

The rain turned the road to mud, the car stopped with a terrible thud

Stepped out, slipped and fell right on my face

Ooh mud!

Chorus:

I better wash my knees, wash my toes, wash my shoulder, wash my nose

All over my body with soapy suds, now I'm clean clean clean no more mud

Then I saw a big brown horse and I thought "why of course,

I'll simply ride that steed back to town"

So I pulled myself on up, gave a kick and said "get-ee-up"

The horse bucked me off and I landed on the ground

Ooh mud!

Back to chorus

Walked miles through fields of corn

Until the bottoms of my shoes were worn

Every bone and muscle of my body was hurting

I walked and walked until I dropped

Then a farmer on a tractor stopped

And he said "Son, you're dirty."

Ooh mud!

Back to chorus

The farmer drove me home on his tractor rig

He said, "come back someday and see my filthy,

See my dirty, see my filthy, dirty, sloppy, muddy pig,

But you better bring soap".

To wash my knees, wash my toes, wash my shoulders, wash my nose

All over my body with soapy suds

Now I'm clean clean clean, no more mud.