The Mud Song

"The Mud Song" is a song in two different versions of JumpStart Kindergarten which are 1994 and 1997 on the radio. For the 1994 CD-ROM (which doubles as an audio CD), it is on track 6 (with track 1 being total silence).

Lyrics
I'd never been on a farm.I thought it would do no harmTo take a drive down an old dirt road to a country place.The rain turned the road to mud.The car stopped with a terrible thud.Stepped out, slipped, and fell right on my face.

Eew, mud!

Chorus:

I better wash my knees (Wash my knees),Wash my toes (Wash my toes),Wash my shoulders (Shoulders),Wash my nose (Wash my nose.)All over my body with soapy suds.Now I'm clean, clean, clean. No more mud.

Then I saw a big brown horse,And I thought "Well, why of course.I'll simply ride that steed back to town."

So I pulled myself on up, gave a kick and said "Giddyap."

The horse bucked me off and I landed on the ground.

Eew, mud!

Back to chorus

Walked miles through fields of cornUntil the bottoms of my shoes were wornEvery bone and muscle in my body was hurting.I walked and walked until I dropped,And then a farmer on a tractor stopped<BR>And he said, "Son, you're dirty."

Eew, mud!

Back to chorus

The farmer drove me home on his tractor rig.<BR>He said, "Come back someday and see my filthy,<BR>See my dirty,<BR>See my filthy, dirty, sloppy, muddy pig.<BR>But you better bring soap."

To wash my knees (Wash my knees),<BR>Wash my toes (Wash my toes),<BR>Wash my shoulders (Shoulders),<BR>Wash my nose (Wash my nose.​​​​​​​)<BR>All over my body with soapy suds.<BR>Now I'm clean, clean, clean. No more mud.<BR>I'm clean, clean, clean. No more mud!