Ruler Land

Ruler Land is a location and song in JumpStart Preschool (1998). It is a place that the player can take a magical train ride to.

The song also appears in JumpStart Jukebox.

Features and Stamp
Ruler Land has a large castle with a throne. There are many large colorful rulers, some of which form bridges. The king is called the Ruler of Ruler Land. He looks like a blue ruler with arms, legs, and a face. He wears a gold crown and red cape, and he carries a wand.

The stamp that appears in the player's passport after visiting looks like a vertical brown ruler with blue numbers and a crown on top, and two diagonal rulers behind it forming an 'x'.

Song
Chorus 1

Oh I’m the ruler of Ruler Land

With oodles of rulers at my command

Those other kings, they love their treasure

But I’m the king who loves to measure

Verse 1

Short things

Like a pollywog

Long things

Like a collie dog

Verse 2

Small things

Like a bumblebee

Tall things

Like a jungle tree

Verse 3

Thin things

Like a slice of bread

Wide things

Like a nice, warm bed

Chorus 2

Yes, I’m the Ruler of Ruler Land

And all my rulers give me a hand

We’ll measure your windows and we’ll measure your wheels

But we just can’t measure how great it feels!